Are you a man, man?

ESTABLISHING SHOT; MAN IN BATHROOM
Shower Running…
Man: Hello Ladies…

ZOOMING IN
Shower Running
Man: Look at your man. Now back to me. Now back to your man. Now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped used ladies scented body wash and switched to Old Spice he could smell like he’s me.

BATHROOM SCENE IS PUTTED UP, AND CHANGES TO BOAT.
Whooshing, wind sound is made.
Man: Look down, back up, where are you?

WALKING AROUND ON THE BOAT, PANARAMIC SHOT FOLLOWING HIM UNTIL HE GETS TO THE END OF THE BOAT. STOMACH EXPOSED.
Wind noises, boat horn, waves crashing, and birds in background.
Man: You’re on a boat with the man your man could smell like.

ZOOMED IN ON HIS FACE
Wind noises, boat horn, waves crashing, birds, and diamonds falling.
Man: What’s in your hand? Back at me. I have it; it’s an oyster with two tickets to that thing you love. Look again, the tickets are now diamonds.

ZOOMING OUT FROM HIS FACE; STOMACH EXPOSED, SHOWING BACKGROUND OF BEACH AND OCEAN AND HORSE, APPERANCE OF OLD SPICE BOTTLE.
Waves crash, horse making noise, music in background.
Man: Anything is possible when your make smells like old spice and not like a lady. I’m on a horse.
Horse: Neigh. Words on Screen: Smell like a man, man. Old Spice.